Man eats dinner. Man is short on cash. Man offers up bag of weed to cashier as form of payment.

Cashier: “what the…?!?”

Man offers dope to other customers in exchange for cash.

Cashier picks up phone: “Yeah, can I get a coupla cops down at the Denny’s? Got a customer with weed.”

Cops rush over hoping to score some hash. They got cash so they can pay to eat some waffles.

Man runs off into woods.

Sad cops.