So for some reason peanut butter (and other lunch staples) have flame retardant chemicals in them.


School admin: “Hi, peanut butter company? Yeah, we need you to make sure your PB doesn’t catch on fire.”

PB company: “Uh, ok…why?”

School admin: “Well, U.S kids aren’t happy with their schools. So they might burn them down.”

PB company: “…and what does that have to do with PB?”

School admin: “Oh, it’d be illegal to let them miss lunch.”