So Catalina Clouser and her boyfriend are puffing it up when they realize they’re out of Miller. Of course, like any responsible parents, they buckle their 5-week-old baby into his car seat before driving off to stock up. Boyfriend gets arrested for driving under the influence.

Catalina’s so upset, she smokes another couple bowls of the happy at her friend’s house. She drives off, her infant safely bucked in his seat. Of course, the seat is ON THE ROOF of the car. Guess it was the boyfriend’s job to make sure the carseat was inside?

Why does it seem like only stupid people are breeding?!